Worthy Funnies

Everyone gets the random joke emails. Some are better than others, and some are actually worth keeping. I think I'm going to make a list of them here, adding to it as worthy amusement drop into my email box. Because there's a lot to be said for laugher, and having a place to look when it feels like your spending your day stepping in one pile of dog doo after another.
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.